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Hex: The Westminster dog show

It's just not fair. You finally found the energy to move out of your Olympics-boredom-induced coma, but what appears when you change the channel? The… Read more »

Clever wordmaster defies publication's regulations by chronicling existence

Dearest readers, I have a confession. Ever since I learned of the weekly 'Random Student Profile' published in these very pages, I have longed to… Read more »

Crush: Snow football

Football-wise, it's been a terrible year. After a shameful showing by the Orange and a Super Bowl most memorable for the 800 pre-game stories about… Read more »

Ad aware: Mozilla Firefox's competition browses for new users

Over 100 million users have downloaded the browser Mozilla Firefox during the past year, attracted by its improved security and tabbed browsing feature. Now Mozilla… Read more »

Road to hell paved with lazy people, vegans

You are all going to hell.Not Hell hell, but college hell. Here at Syracuse, it's the equivalent of being a starter on the present football… Read more »

Benevolent Facebook friending system leaves rejects blissfully ignorant

There has been a lot of discussion lately about Facebook's effect on collegiate and high school society. Parents are worried about their children posting suggestive… Read more »

Shocking forecasts revealed for coming year

As another semester opens at the dawn of a new year, we all stop and wonder what the coming months will hold for us. Will… Read more »

Secrets of Stonehenge's sordid history revealed in mystical tour of ancient site

As you approach the hallowed grounds, the mystic and majestic monoliths rise before you. Situated on a hilltop surrounded by rolling hills, the mighty monument… Read more »

'Simpsons' writer wins crowd with stories, jokes

Mike Reiss did not earn his job as a writer and producer of 'The Simpsons' by making clean jokes. On Monday night, he showed that… Read more »

Senior fashion design majors show off unique final collections

More than 1,000 people crowded into Goldstein Auditorium Thursday afternoon to see a spectacle with more creativity than a 6-year-old in a sandbox, more patterns… Read more »

Internships a senseless form of employment

Every college student wants one thing above all else. In the springtime, our desire for it kicks into high gear. We dress differently, proposition people… Read more »

Legalize drugs to improve society

The date of April 20, or '4/20,' has long been celebrated as a national holiday for marijuana. And today, in-between consuming box after box of… Read more »

Fans turn out for The Slip at first concert of 'Music Week'

Opening bands are hardly ever more than a sacrificial lamb, placed before a dead audience to whet their musical appetites. True to form, meowskers laid… Read more »

Ugg boots make a nonsensical fashion statement

Ladies, please. Enough is enough. It's time to ditch the boots.It is a simple fact that Ugg boots and moon boots are not appropriate for… Read more »

Film festival highlights social justice

Last weekend, Shemin Auditorium played host to indigenous rice farmers, victims of HIV and widows struggling to find their place in male-dominated societies.In feature films… Read more »

School teaches student value of silence

Random Student Profile: Madeleine MeansIf one were to ask Madeleine Means what sets her apart from the rest of the Syracuse University student body, she… Read more »

Weekend buses run haphazardous route between campuses

As the bus winds its way through South Campus, the driver usually calls out stops such as Winding Ridge, Slocum and Small Road.But on Saturday… Read more »

Intrepid student thwarts library fines

Students of Syracuse University have long been preyed upon by a malevolent force hidden behind an academic facade. I, too, have fallen victim to this… Read more »