Trailer Review: ‘The Island’

So what do you get when you mix ‘The Matrix’ and ‘Vanilla Sky’ imagery with the sublimely futuristic setting of ‘Gattica?’ A whole bunch of people confused because they never saw ‘Gattica’ or ‘Vanilla Sky.’ That and ‘The Island’ trailer.

So apparently Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson are tricked into thinking that they are on an island or something and then Michael Clark Duncan goes screaming down a hall and Steve Buscemi gives a Morpheus speech if Morpheus was a strung out flea market watch salesman.

And it’s a Michael Bay movie, ’nuff said*!

*kill me







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