Okay, hands up, who gives a fuck about the desert?

I ask because aside from the Sierra Club and Hollywood (which comprises of roughly one half the assholes in the Sierra Club), no one does. But where the nature freaks might actually get a boner over hot weather and sand sans water, Hollywood is apparently in it just for the CGI opportunities and the ethnic stereotypes.

Enter the trailer for ‘Sahara;’ get it, it’s a shitty action movie … in the desert! Matthew McConaughey, Penelope Cruz and Steve Zahn (presumably doing that thing he does) are looking for a treasure in the middle of a convoluted plot and a William H. Macy cameo.

Bring a blanket!